Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The first annual Essex Blog Awards Also Todd Palin in Iron Dog.

Well folks welcome to the first Essex Blog awards. We got many categories so lets get into it.

The first award for the person who is a big fat hypocritical jerkface goes to Barney Frank for his crying about the spending cuts on the house budget bill. Even thou when he and his buddies were running things they passed bills that haven't even been read.

This next award is for dumbest doctors in america. It's the doctors who gave out fake doctors notes in Wisconsin. Why they are stupid cause come on didn't they know they were going to be exposed by Andrew Breitbart or some other folks?

Speaking of Andrew he is the winner of the senior fellows of butt whooping award. He has exposed many people in their lies and inspired many other to expose people lies like Lila Rose exposure of Planned Parenthood letting underage kids get abortions. 

This next award is for Alt. lifestyle leadership award goes to Tammy Bruce who has lead many gays and lesbians to the conservative movement. I know some of them would like marriage but it not possible to have marriage in most churches cause they would never consider it and congress won't pass a law to make them do it cause of separations of church and state. I do believe they should have civil unions so they can get tax breaks and be allowed to visit their loved ones at the hospital. Tammy is also a strong backer of Sarah Palin. She is a believer of freedom and god bless her.

There is a tie for Muslim butt kicking award. Pam Geller, Robert Spencer, and Allen West. These three have been leading the charge of stopping Muslims from erecting the Ground Zero Mosque. Also Allen West for taking down many of CAIR attempts to spread lies about Islam being the religion of peace. 

The Best use of Facebook to slam liberal talking points and doing it with a smile award goes to Sarah Palin. She has used Facebook to stop Death Panels. Also show support to freedom lovers in the middle east. She also pulling for her husband Todd in the Iron Dog race when last the Essex Blog checked he was in second place.

The congresscritter who is the most funniest on red eye goes to Thaddus Mccotter aka the Michigan wild man. He is always a straight shooter and is not afraid to outsmart Andy Levy in his barbs.

The most inspirational award goes to Laurie Dhue she just told us bout her struggles with alcohol Addiction for 10 years. She may say she not a hero but to many she is cause she might be the reason they stop drinking and getting themselves to rehab.

The best show on late night award goes to Red Eye Greg Andy and Bill bring smart humor to today news with many smart guests and the leg chair is always sat by the smartest and hottest ladies. Except Imogen Lloyd Webber and that lawyer who a filmmaker. Most of them are awesome.

Which led me to a question fox news is great no doubt but they need to change things up. First get rid of Sheppard Smith  then let his two show be done in the afternoon by Julie Banderas and in the evening by Laurie Dhue. Second get rid of Bill o Reilly replace him with Laura Ingraham. Third get rid of sean and add Mark Steyn. Also get rid of Geraldo and give that show to Kimberly Guilfoyle.

The Award for best Satirist goes to Steven Crowder. He does many video that mock libs and doing it with no dirty words or risque humor.

The website of the year is a tie Cubachi The Right Scoop C4P Michelle Malkin Motivation Truth The Blaze Standing 4 Palin Conservative girl with a voice Human Event Down the Rabbit Hole  and many other that i read everyday if i can.

The best radio show is also a tie FTR radio The People's Post  Tammy Bruce Rush Limbuagh Neal Boortz Mark Levin and Dennis Miller and ReaganTMan.

Conservative Actor of the year is Adam Baldwin. He on Chuck who a lot of people say its a good show i don't watch it cause Adam Baldwin not on all the time.

Finally this is the part that i say please donate to the Essex Blog we are going to have some kick butt interviews and when you contribute I'll mention you in a post. So please give.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great awards list.

Anonymous said...

When will you post again ? Been looking forward to this !